Would you rather

Would you rather questions

Pick one. No "neither", no "it depends". After ten answers we tell you what your choices say about you.

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Funny would you rather questions (28)

  1. Would you rather sing everything you say or dance everywhere you walk?
  2. Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or have a pause button for your life?
  3. Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or laugh every time you sneeze?
  4. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or have a cat the size of a dinosaur?
  5. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
  6. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
  7. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight a hundred duck-sized horses?
  8. Would you rather have a theme song that plays every time you walk into a room or have a laugh track after everything you say?
  9. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every human language?
  10. Would you rather have a nose that honks when you lie or have ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
  11. Would you rather wear clown shoes for a year or wear a red clown nose for a year?
  12. Would you rather be chased by an angry goose or be stared at by an owl all day?
  13. Would you rather have a third arm or have a third eye?
  14. Would you rather burp glitter or sneeze confetti?
  15. Would you rather turn into a pizza for one hour every day or turn into a potato for one hour every week?
  16. Would you rather only eat with chopsticks forever or only eat with a spoon forever?
  17. Would you rather have a tail or have whiskers?
  18. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
  19. Would you rather have a rubber duck that follows you everywhere or have a pigeon that follows you everywhere?
  20. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles or have your dreams streamed live online?
  21. Would you rather be the funniest person in every room or be the smartest person in every room?
  22. Would you rather walk sideways like a crab forever or talk like a pirate forever?
  23. Would you rather have a permanent clown smile or have permanently surprised eyebrows?
  24. Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or live in a house made of jelly?
  25. Would you rather be able to fly but only 30 cm off the ground or be invisible but only when nobody is looking?
  26. Would you rather have hands for feet or have feet for hands?
  27. Would you rather only communicate with emojis or only communicate with interpretive dance?
  28. Would you rather have a pause button for other people or have a mute button for other people?

Would you rather questions for kids (28)

  1. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
  2. Would you rather have a robot that does your homework or have a robot that tidies your room?
  3. Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in a castle?
  4. Would you rather have a pet dragon or have a pet unicorn?
  5. Would you rather eat only ice cream for a week or eat only pizza for a week?
  6. Would you rather be a superhero or be a wizard?
  7. Would you rather breathe underwater or talk to animals?
  8. Would you rather have summer all year or have snow all year?
  9. Would you rather live on the Moon or live at the bottom of the ocean?
  10. Would you rather be as tall as a giraffe or be as small as an ant?
  11. Would you rather have a slide from your bedroom to the kitchen or have a trampoline floor in your bedroom?
  12. Would you rather meet a real dinosaur or meet a real alien?
  13. Would you rather have a magic paintbrush that makes things real or have a backpack with anything you wish for inside?
  14. Would you rather never have to sleep or never have to eat?
  15. Would you rather be a famous YouTuber or be a famous astronaut?
  16. Would you rather have a talking dog or have a flying cat?
  17. Would you rather go to school in a spaceship or go to school on a pirate ship?
  18. Would you rather have a chocolate river in your garden or have a lemonade fountain in your bedroom?
  19. Would you rather be a famous inventor or be a famous explorer?
  20. Would you rather have hair that changes colour with your mood or have skin that glows in the dark?
  21. Would you rather ride a giant turtle to school or ride a giant eagle to school?
  22. Would you rather be the boss of your family for a day or be the head teacher of your school for a day?
  23. Would you rather have a pet penguin or have a pet panda?
  24. Would you rather be able to stop time or be able to go back in time?
  25. Would you rather live in a world made of Lego or live in a world made of candy?
  26. Would you rather have super speed or have super strength?
  27. Would you rather be the best dancer in your class or be the best singer in your class?
  28. Would you rather find a secret door in your house or find a treasure map in your garden?

Would you rather questions for couples (27)

  1. Would you rather go on a surprise trip or plan every detail of a trip together?
  2. Would you rather have a big wedding or elope, just the two of you?
  3. Would you rather cook dinner together every night or go out for dinner every night?
  4. Would you rather know everything your partner thinks or have your partner know everything you think?
  5. Would you rather live in a city apartment or live in a house in the countryside?
  6. Would you rather have a partner who makes you laugh or have a partner who makes you feel safe?
  7. Would you rather get breakfast in bed every Sunday or get a massage every week?
  8. Would you rather travel the world together on a tiny budget or stay home together in total luxury?
  9. Would you rather relive your first date or skip ahead to see your 50th anniversary?
  10. Would you rather always agree with each other or always have interesting debates?
  11. Would you rather have a partner who sings to you or have a partner who writes you letters?
  12. Would you rather spend a week together with no phones or spend a week apart with phones?
  13. Would you rather get matching tattoos or wear matching outfits for a year?
  14. Would you rather go camping together or go to a five-star spa together?
  15. Would you rather have your partner's family move in for a month or move in with your partner's family for a month?
  16. Would you rather get flowers every week or get one huge surprise every year?
  17. Would you rather do a long-distance year or live together in a tiny studio for a year?
  18. Would you rather win a dance contest together or win a cooking contest together?
  19. Would you rather get a pet together or get a garden together?
  20. Would you rather always pick the film or always pick the restaurant?
  21. Would you rather go back to the day you met or see the two of you at 80?
  22. Would you rather date someone with the same hobbies or date someone who teaches you new ones?
  23. Would you rather cuddle on the sofa all evening or go out dancing all night?
  24. Would you rather renew your vows every 10 years or never celebrate an anniversary again but get a holiday every year?
  25. Would you rather read your partner's diary or let your partner read yours?
  26. Would you rather have a partner who is always early or have a partner who is always late but always fun?
  27. Would you rather be the one who always says sorry first or be the one who is always forgiven?

Deep would you rather questions (27)

  1. Would you rather know how you will die or know when you will die?
  2. Would you rather be loved or be respected?
  3. Would you rather have more time or have more money?
  4. Would you rather lose all your memories or never be able to make a new one?
  5. Would you rather be able to change the past or be able to see the future?
  6. Would you rather live a short, exciting life or live a long, quiet life?
  7. Would you rather be famous while alive and forgotten after or be unknown while alive and famous after?
  8. Would you rather always tell the truth or always be told the truth?
  9. Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or have a job you hate that pays a lot?
  10. Would you rather be the best in the world at one thing or be good at everything?
  11. Would you rather end world hunger or cure every disease?
  12. Would you rather live without music or live without films and series?
  13. Would you rather be able to read minds or be impossible for anyone to read?
  14. Would you rather have one true friend or have a hundred good acquaintances?
  15. Would you rather restart life at 10 with everything you know now or stay exactly where you are?
  16. Would you rather be remembered for your kindness or be remembered for your success?
  17. Would you rather travel 100 years into the future or travel 100 years into the past?
  18. Would you rather have no regrets or have no fears?
  19. Would you rather know the meaning of life or be happy without ever knowing it?
  20. Would you rather live in a world without lies or live in a world without pain?
  21. Would you rather give up social media forever or give up travel forever?
  22. Would you rather spend a day as one of your parents or spend a day as your future child?
  23. Would you rather be wise or be happy?
  24. Would you rather change one thing about the world or change one thing about yourself?
  25. Would you rather know what everyone really thinks of you or never know what anyone thinks of you?
  26. Would you rather be the hero who saves the day or be the friend who prevents the trouble?
  27. Would you rather live forever or live one perfect day again and again?

Hard would you rather questions (27)

  1. Would you rather give up your phone for a month or give up coffee and sweets for a year?
  2. Would you rather always be a little too cold or always be a little too hot?
  3. Would you rather lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell?
  4. Would you rather have unlimited money but no friends or have amazing friends but just enough money?
  5. Would you rather be stuck in a lift with your ex or be stuck in a lift with your boss?
  6. Would you rather never use the internet again or never travel by plane again?
  7. Would you rather speak every language or play every musical instrument?
  8. Would you rather live without hot water or live without heating and air conditioning?
  9. Would you rather eat only your favourite food forever or never eat your favourite food again?
  10. Would you rather be able to rewind 10 seconds or be able to pause for 10 seconds?
  11. Would you rather be the richest person in the world or be the most loved person in the world?
  12. Would you rather have your browser history made public or have your private messages made public?
  13. Would you rather never feel tired or never feel hungry?
  14. Would you rather see 10 minutes into the future or see 150 years into the future?
  15. Would you rather wake up in a different country every day or never leave your home town?
  16. Would you rather be unable to lie or be unable to tell when anyone else lies?
  17. Would you rather work four 12-hour days a week or work six 6-hour days a week?
  18. Would you rather give up cheese forever or give up chocolate forever?
  19. Would you rather skip your phone for a year for $100,000 or keep your phone?
  20. Would you rather know what your pets think or know what babies think?
  21. Would you rather always know the time without a clock or always know which way is north?
  22. Would you rather be a famous actor or be a famous scientist?
  23. Would you rather lose all your photos or lose all your saved messages?
  24. Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you choose?
  25. Would you rather pay double for everything or have half your free time?
  26. Would you rather be the oldest sibling or be the youngest sibling?
  27. Would you rather be extremely lucky or be extremely talented?

Would you rather questions for work (26)

  1. Would you rather work from home forever or work in a beautiful office forever?
  2. Would you rather have a 4-day week or get a 30% raise?
  3. Would you rather have a boss who micromanages or have a boss who never replies?
  4. Would you rather give a speech to 1,000 people or do the taxes of 1,000 people?
  5. Would you rather get unlimited holidays or get a free lunch every day?
  6. Would you rather have a two-hour commute in a limousine or have a ten-minute walk in the rain?
  7. Would you rather be the best paid in your team or be the most liked in your team?
  8. Would you rather have all your meetings at 8 a.m. or have all your meetings at 5 p.m.?
  9. Would you rather have your camera always on or never join a call again, only email?
  10. Would you rather work for a tiny startup or work for a giant company?
  11. Would you rather be the CEO with no free time or be the intern with lots of free time?
  12. Would you rather answer every email within 5 minutes or never get an email after 5 p.m.?
  13. Would you rather have a nap pod at work or have a gym at work?
  14. Would you rather know your colleagues' salaries or have your colleagues know yours?
  15. Would you rather work with your best friend or work with your partner?
  16. Would you rather start your own business or climb the ladder at a big company?
  17. Would you rather have every Monday off or have every Friday off?
  18. Would you rather do a job you love for half the pay or do a boring job for double the pay?
  19. Would you rather lead the team or be the expert everyone asks?
  20. Would you rather have an office with a view or have an office with a dog?
  21. Would you rather retire at 45 with less or retire at 65 with more?
  22. Would you rather present without any slides or work for a week without a mouse?
  23. Would you rather get every Friday afternoon off or get a full month off every year?
  24. Would you rather have a robot assistant or have a human assistant?
  25. Would you rather have a desk next to the coffee machine or have a desk next to the window?
  26. Would you rather be in charge of the office playlist or be in charge of the office snacks?

Would you rather: questions

How do you play would you rather?

Someone reads out two options. Everyone has to pick one, no "neither" allowed, and the smallest group explains their choice. Here you can play alone or pass the phone: tap an option and the next question appears.

What does my result mean?

Every option is tagged with what it says about you: thrill, comfort, curiosity, people, kindness or money. After ten answers we show your strongest pull and the mix. It's a game, not a personality test.

What are good would you rather questions for kids?

Imaginative ones without anything scary: "be able to fly or be invisible", "have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn". See our would you rather questions for kids.

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