Funny would you rather questions

Funny would you rather questions (28)

1. Would you rather sing everything you say or dance everywhere you walk?
2. Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or have a pause button for your life?
3. Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or laugh every time you sneeze?
4. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or have a cat the size of a dinosaur?
5. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
6. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
7. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight a hundred duck-sized horses?
8. Would you rather have a theme song that plays every time you walk into a room or have a laugh track after everything you say?
9. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every human language?
10. Would you rather have a nose that honks when you lie or have ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
11. Would you rather wear clown shoes for a year or wear a red clown nose for a year?
12. Would you rather be chased by an angry goose or be stared at by an owl all day?
13. Would you rather have a third arm or have a third eye?
14. Would you rather burp glitter or sneeze confetti?
15. Would you rather turn into a pizza for one hour every day or turn into a potato for one hour every week?
16. Would you rather only eat with chopsticks forever or only eat with a spoon forever?
17. Would you rather have a tail or have whiskers?
18. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
19. Would you rather have a rubber duck that follows you everywhere or have a pigeon that follows you everywhere?
20. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles or have your dreams streamed live online?
21. Would you rather be the funniest person in every room or be the smartest person in every room?
22. Would you rather walk sideways like a crab forever or talk like a pirate forever?
23. Would you rather have a permanent clown smile or have permanently surprised eyebrows?
24. Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or live in a house made of jelly?
25. Would you rather be able to fly but only 30 cm off the ground or be invisible but only when nobody is looking?
26. Would you rather have hands for feet or have feet for hands?
27. Would you rather only communicate with emojis or only communicate with interpretive dance?
28. Would you rather have a pause button for other people or have a mute button for other people?

More would you rather questions

• Would you rather questions for kids: Clean, imaginative questions for kids, classrooms and family car trips. Dragons are involved.
• Would you rather questions for couples: Questions for date night, road trips and finding out what your partner really thinks about camping.
• Deep would you rather questions: The questions that turn a party into a 2 a.m. conversation about life, time and what really matters.
• Hard would you rather questions: Genuinely tough choices with no easy way out. Expect long pauses and at least one "that's not fair".
• Would you rather questions for work: Safe-for-work icebreakers for team meetings, offsites and the first five minutes of a call.