Jokes for kids

Jokes for kids (26)

1. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
2. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
3. What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet.
4. Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.
5. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
6. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
8. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
10. What's a cat's favourite colour? Purr-ple.
11. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
12. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
13. What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A bronto-snorus.
14. Why can't a leopard hide? Because it's always spotted.
15. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
16. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.
17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
19. Where do pencils go on holiday? Pennsylvania.
20. Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems.
21. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
22. What's a ghost's favourite dessert? I scream.
23. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
24. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
25. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
26. How does the Moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.